I Can Juggle


Proclaimed by a child who definitely could not juggle. Gold star for tryin’ though, kid.

Why Do I Have Good Taste?


There’s a 70s-paperback-novel-cover thing going on here that I can’t quite put my finger on.

It's a Mechanical Thing


You wouldn’t understand.

I Don't Know if My Knees Are There


If only there was some way to find out!

Release the Kraken


You Took the Walk of Shame This Morning


For those of you who don’t know, the Walk of Shame is what happens after you fall asleep on the couch watching Hoarders, then wake up in your clothes and head out the door to work because you slept through your alarm.