I Can Juggle

 

Proclaimed by a child who definitely could not juggle. Gold star for tryin’ though, kid.

Why Do I Have Good Taste?

 

There’s a 70s-paperback-novel-cover thing going on here that I can’t quite put my finger on.

It's a Mechanical Thing

 

You wouldn’t understand.

I Don't Know if My Knees Are There

 

If only there was some way to find out!

Release the Kraken

 

You Took the Walk of Shame This Morning

 

For those of you who don’t know, the Walk of Shame is what happens after you fall asleep on the couch watching Hoarders, then wake up in your clothes and head out the door to work because you slept through your alarm.